“But it has the, you know, f-word on it,” the mother sternly states, with deep concern. “Yea, she knows,” the partner responds. “But, why?” the mother asks. “Cause she wanted to make it,” the partner explains. Read more
Sometimes you can’t get enough of it; sometimes it can’t get enough of you.
Sometimes it hurts like hell; sometimes you know the pleasure will kill you.
Sometimes you lie to preserve the truth; sometimes you tell the truth to preserve a lie.
Sometimes you hope the end never comes; sometimes all you want is for it all to end.
Sometimes you force yourself to believe that everything will be okay; sometimes okay abandons you. Read more
If I overexpose myself, I will turn to pure light. If someone else overexposes me, I will turn to pure light. If someone inadvertently overexposes me, I will turn to pure light.
The only thing that you need to know about me is that I love Flamin’ Hot anything. It doesn’t matter if it’s Flamin’ Hot salad dressing or Flamin’ Hot potato skins. I feel the burn, and I love it.
She had never really thought about it before, except under the specific circumstance of riding in Economy Plus on the night flight from Auckland, Auckland, NZ to Honolulu, Hawaii, USA. For it was on this flight that she watched, for the third or fourth time, Ant-Man and the Wasp. The first time, of course, is the most notable version of this movie-going experience. Read more
And you can’t put your finger on the impulse, but it’s strong. Whenever you see Paul Rudd dance, as you are well aware, you cannot deny how greatly you enjoy the specific quirkiness of his body’s movement to a beat. There he is, entertaining an audience for their pleasure, and immediately, he breaks out into lip-synced song and dance. Read more
So, there’s this thing that I love, and I just realized, literally in this exact moment, that I do not know quite how to describe my love for it. To begin, do we all know who Paul Rudd is? If you don’t, I don’t really know what to tell you. If you do, then the thing I love will probably be understood, but this does not necessarily mean that you will agree. Every time I see Paul Rudd dance, I smile. I laugh. I absolutely love the sight of it. But, I don’t know what it is exactly about the way that he dances that I love so much. And yes, I do realize that I’ve used the word love, and it’s a strong word, and it’s appropriate. Read more
At what point are you no longer living in the now?
This, of course, is a great question. And, of course, every Bromide will have a different answer for you. For instance, I know this … well, never mind because this is not about that. For me, the now no longer is just after the point when the fat face of the moon drop just below the horizon of the purple lake. Next. Read more
How far are you willing to travel to obtain one of your favorite things?
Of course, I will travel any distance to obtain just about anything because traveling great distances is simply not something that’s important to me. The better question might be something like, is there a time to when you’re unwilling to travel? And to that, I’d answer, maybe sometime in the middle to late 20th century in human history. Next. Read more
What color never gets old?
Well, of course, there is rarely a time when I notice color for what it is called, and it’s sort of sad, don’t you think?, that colors have to be defined in some way? Have you ever sat and listened to a color explain itself? Probably not, but if you’re ever greeted by Ladybug, it will translate for you, if you’re ever so lucky. Next. Read more