What’s your earliest memory?
Do you mean when is my earliest memory? I mean, I suppose I would have to know when, like, from which existence do you want me to recall my earliest memory? How about my most recent earliest memory? The thing that I remember first, or, I don’t know. I don’t really like this question because it just doesn’t make any sense at all to me. Like, what’s the first thing I remember, ever? Oh, maybe that framework will work. Okay, so, the first thing I remember is some like lady with dark hair all wrapped up on a chignon at the top of her head looking at me with a sort of glare or with evil intent. You know that feeling? That feeling when you just know that someone doesn’t like you? I don’t know how old I was when this happened. Next.
When in time would you like most to exist?
Well, I suppose this is fairly straightforward, but it’s hard to choose, you know? I would say that sometime between the late 1600s and early 1700s were pretty spectacular, but only if you’re rich and/or prominent, I’d say. As far as a time without or apart from human civilization, I would probably go for sometime toward the beginning of the end of the Sun’s reign. There’s some pretty cool stuff that happens in those few hundred years. Next.
Where will you be later today?
There’s no need for you to know where I will be later today. Next.
continuing to plow through WRTGPRAC’s Daily Writing Prompts! This is No. 046.